Chewy Lemonhead...and Friends

Apparently Ferrara Pan got bored of their products and decided to turn Lemonheads into, basically, candybeans, or maybe like really old, stale Lemonheads. That product is Chewy Lemonhead & Friends candy, and in each box is one unappetizing flavor, three passable flavors, and one enjoyable flavor--the original Lemonhead flavor one. The grape flavor is that preposterous tastes-nothing-like it deal that grape candy has. Purple is a fruit.

But hey, at least the lemon flavor one tastes and feels a little like the old Lemonheads.

p.s. Airhead Xtreme Sour & Sweet Bullshit (bka Airhead Xtremes Sweetly Sour Belts): fuck off, you nasty shit. You aren't sour. You aren't sweet. You don't even taste like Airheads.

Fuck Entertainment Weekly

Now that I have a subscription to Entertainment Weekly again--it cost me 2 dollars--I can see that this magazine blows. The bizarre mainstream-trying-to-be-cool attitude, in its transparent, crashes and burns. There are a lot of people doing better writing on the internet that I'd rather read. I've never wanted to shoot a pull quote before, but now I do.

Oh wait, I just read that this article was written by Diablo Cody. I didn't even know I didn't like her writing until now.