Mooresville

Mooresville, you are not a town. You are a travesty.

The NASCAR. The meat. Joel's... Sushi ("In the same shopping center as Xtreme Tans.") Big Daddy's (with NASCAR vehicles on the roof.) The strip mall with the chinese place and the japanese place, and the subway, with the quizno's across the street.

At least your Marriott-run Spring Hill Suites is pleasing. Not as good as that Sheraton though.
Go Marriott go:

Free cookies in the lobby in a fairly sanitary container!
Free wireless internet (setup can be a bit kooky though.)
Free Chupa-Chups! (oh man it's like high school spanish class all over again.)
Room with a big wall half-dividing the bed area from the "living area."
Two TVs (living area, bed area,) microwave, empty fridge, cabinet, two sinks in the room!
I'm tired of exclamation points.

I hear new TV shows are debuting tonight. And I'm in a hotel with cable in a shite town. It's TV time.