10/01/2005

Contracts

oh man. who can write such glory as "ring worm?"
"i can tell by the look at your face that you've got ringworm. i'm very sorry but i have to tell you that you've got ringworm. it's a very common disease. actually, you're very lucky to have ringworm because you may have had something else, wooowaahh. aaauuuur. uuh-uuhuh. you've got ringworm. oooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, oooooo."

VAN MORRISON!

hear his terrible improvised 1967 contractual obligation garbage here:
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2005/09/van_morrisons_c.html

i recommend "want a danish," "you say france and I whistle," "shake it mable," and of course "ring worm."

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